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offisir:

me to every guy i talk to ever: shutup i don’t care just show me your dick

1 day ago with 79 notes

mothlikestars:

I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.

1 week ago with 81,126 notes

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